Girls Night Out

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....(If
this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
humor.


The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos
= MIDNIGHT !)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him
'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem p*ssed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo
clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock
cuckooed three times, then said 'oh sh!#$.' Cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee table and farted.'