A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 160kmh, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the N1, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 180kmh,then 220 then 240kmh. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.
Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman.
Sunday 16 August 2009
Eye eye...
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
Sitting at the next table.. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
But lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
Toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
Hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
Theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
Dreams and
He shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
Place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful,
Wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
Is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
Every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . .
Wait for it. .
It's coming. .
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
(Oh shut up, and just forward it)
Saturday 8 August 2009
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