Sunday, 17 January 2010

Real Medical Records

REAL MEDICAL RECORDS

"The patient expired on the floor uneventfully."

"She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December."

"Discharge status: Alive but without permission."

"The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints."

"Patient was released to outpatient department without dressing. I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing, and then, when he stands with the help of his wife, they should fall to the floor."

"The patient has no past history of suicides."

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