Beer contains female hormones

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, University of Michigan scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and
that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory,
100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then
observed that 100% of the test subjects:


1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary. Send this to the men you
know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

(And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! But only
if you think they can handle it!