Reaction to wheel clamp - only in Glasgow

2012-01-21T21:12:00.001+01:00

The "I am a..." game

2012-01-21T21:08:00.002+01:00

Safe Sex - Driving Signs

2012-01-12T00:03:00.000+01:00

Drunk guy in London - U2 Vertigo

2012-01-09T23:31:00.001+01:00

Council recliners

2012-01-04T14:53:00.000+01:00

Our daughter told me that Fife Council are having a sale on Council Recliners.
She got curious as to this item, so went to find out what a Council Recliner was....

[I have just figured out that I have been using mine incorrectly..]

Men who lack female supervision

2012-01-03T22:16:00.000+01:00

Men Who Lack Female Supervision

Spare a thought for Michael O'Leary, CEO of Ryanair

2012-01-03T22:11:00.000+01:00

"Spare a thought for Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of 'Ryanair'.......


Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr O’Leary."

Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.

"Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8.   We have the cheapest beer in Ireland."

"That is remarkable value" Michael comments.

"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be 3 Euro please."

O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat.

"Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra 2 Euro. You could have pre-booked the seat, and it would have only cost you a Euro. I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please?"

Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in he complains: "Nobody would fit in that little frame!"

"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of €4.00 for your seat sir." O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up.

"I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman. "Since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another 3 Euro."

O'Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager!"

"Ah, I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be 2 Euro please."
O'Leary's face was red with rage. "Do you know who I am?"

"Of course I do Mr. O'Leary,"

"I've had enough! What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"

"Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 cents per second."

"I will never use this bar again!"

"OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints for one Euro".

Good Hat Mr Safety Guy!

2012-01-03T22:07:00.000+01:00

Newsreader's day gets much worse!

2012-01-03T22:05:00.002+01:00

Dilema

2012-01-03T22:04:00.002+01:00

Facebook addict

2012-01-03T22:03:00.002+01:00

A Round Tuit

2012-01-03T22:01:00.000+01:00

Two feet of snow

2012-01-03T21:55:00.002+01:00

Women are like shed roofs...

2012-01-03T21:37:00.000+01:00

You'll never see these in the Sunday comics...

2011-07-08T22:23:00.000+02:00

You'll never see these in the Sunday comics...

2011-07-08T22:10:00.001+02:00

Laugh Alert

Reaction to wheel clamp - only in Glasgow

The "I am a..." game

Safe Sex - Driving Signs

Drunk guy in London - U2 Vertigo

Council recliners

Men who lack female supervision

Spare a thought for Michael O'Leary, CEO of Ryanair

Good Hat Mr Safety Guy!

Newsreader's day gets much worse!

Dilema

Facebook addict

A Round Tuit

Two feet of snow

Women are like shed roofs...

You'll never see these in the Sunday comics...

You'll never see these in the Sunday comics...